Desk Jockey Workout: 8 Ways to Stay in Shape at the Office | The Art of Manliness

Desk Jockey Workout: 8 Ways to Stay in Shape at the Office | The Art of Manliness.

The Art of Manliness posted a great article about how desk jockey’s could create simple workouts or life changes to stay in shape at the office.  Their ideas include to:

  1. Make Getting to Your Office a Challenge
  2. Take the Stairs. While You’re At It, Run Up Them
  3. Get a Standing Desk
  4. Maintain Good Posture Throughout the Day
  5. Do 10 Push-Ups and 10 Squats Every Time You Take a Bathroom/Coffee Break
  6. Get Up and Walk Outside for 15 Minutes Every 45 Minutes
  7. Perform 15 Dips When Leaving for and Returning from Lunch
  8. Perform 30-Second Grok Squats Throughout the Day

But, how feasible are each of these?  If you have a long commute or small parking lot it will be hard to make your commute a challenge. Perhaps your office is a single floor, so no stairs.  Maybe your job has you seated so much that you forget to maintain good posture.  Perhaps you are a bit shy and don’t want to do too many exercises around your coworkers.  Maybe it takes 30 minutes to get down your sky scraper to walk outside.  Anyways, here are a few additional ideas and ways you can support your efforts to perform these office workouts.

1. My office has no stairs: Try some heel lifts at your desk.  It does not take much space or effort, but stand up and lift your heels.  Space them out and go slow enough to feel the burn in your calves.

2. My parking lot is small: Pretend you are on a phone call and take a few laps outside around your office building before going inside.  Carry a backpack or bag, even if you don’t need to just to add some weight to your workout.

3. My office is too small for push-ups: Try taking a stack of books and lifting them up like you are doing curls.

4. My office is too small for a standing desk: Check out the Ninja Standing Desk.  It is portable and can hang over your door or hang on hooks placed in drywall.

5. I am too ADD to remember to walk: Try EyeLeo on your Windows computer or Coffee Break on your Apple.  Or, know your office smokers and follow them every time you see them head for the door.

6. It rains too much to walk outside: Take laps around the office or get an elliptical trainer for your desk, like the Stamina 55-1610 InMotion E1000 Elliptical Trainer.

7. My job is computer intensive: So your job keeps you at your desk a lot?  If you need to call someone in the office, ditch the phone, get up and instead walk to their office.  You can use all the breaks you can get.

There are other things you can do too, like make it a point to walk to lunch of they are within walking distance, or join an office walking group.  I know around DC there are non-profit groups that organize walking contests between local businesses.  Anyways, check out the full article at the artofmanliness.com.

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Study: Excessive Sitting Cuts Life Expectancy by Two Years

Studies show that sitting too long is just like smoking, it takes years off of your life.  And it does not matter what your activity level is, sitting too much is bad.  So what do you do?  Ditch your chairs.  Hold a mass burning of chairs and stand up for life!

Alright so now what?  Your desk is now too short?  Now there are no more desks tall enough at hotels, the office, or anywhere else you travel to?  Well here is a solution I came across on you guessed it, Kickstarter.

This campaign is for a portable, folding, standing desk that you can take anywhere.  All you need is a door, some drywall to plug in some hooks, or a tall enough wall to hang it on.  This would work great for Mike Miller, who could hardly sit down after winning the NBA Championship with the Miami Heat.

For me, I work in computers and am in grad school. So, I am constantly sitting. I sometimes wish for a break to be able to stand up and work, but I don’t want to buy a whole new desk that takes up more space. This looks like a cool solution, because when I need the space I can fold it up and pack it away. If I have to travel I can take it with me.

Check it out! Extend your life! Get some ninja magnets!

Ninja Standing Desk by Dan McDonley — Kickstarter.

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Maker Faire 2012: The Ninja Standing Desk : TreeHugger.

Lance Armstrong Faces New Doping Charges – NYTimes.com

Lance Armstrong Faces New Doping Charges – NYTimes.com.

These allegations have been ongoing for years against Lance Armstrong.  Guilty or not he has been humiliated enough with the recycled testimony of the so called anonymous former teammates.  I can go on and on about the good he has done for cancer patients and cancer research itself, but that isn’t what bothers me.

What bothers me most is the amount of time the government has spent on investigating Lance Armstrong, as well as several other athletes like Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds.  At some point the government just needs to put these supposed charges to rest and move on, which should have happened long ago.

So many other riders were found guilty well within a year of charges being brought against them.  But this has gone on long enough.  Floyd Landis was caught and stripped almost immediately of his Tour de France title and is pretty much wrecked his career, along with a bum hip.

If you have solid proof, use it, but if you don’t stop dancing around every year or two that you have new charges.  How much have these investigations cost the tax payers?  I am tired of hearing about this beer can that contains contaminated evidence Clemens doped.  Did someone save Lance’s lost testical inside a bottle of FRS?

If the government presses on with investigating because of Lance’s previous affiliation with the United States Postal Service, then I have to ask why was there no government audits of where the money was going to?  That is a problem of the government anyways, they do not audit their money trail very well.  So, lets backtrack and clean up after ourselves by spending probably as much money as they paid to the USPS cycling team as they are spending on the legal costs of all of the investigating.

We all know guys like Lance Armstrong and Roger Clemens are a-holes, but lets cut them a break for once and spend that money on more useful things, like helping starving kids eat, paving the way for an improved economy, or paying off your government debts.  Instead the government should create better audit trails, support the improvement of drug testing, and other stopgaps that could prevent future messes like the ones they are caught up in now.

The Secret to Living a Long Life Is…

…Eat bacon! According to the new, oldest living person, Gertrude Baines, “a few crispy pieces of bacon,” have helped aid her long life. If all I ate was bacon, I could imagine me having a heart attack in the near future.

I recall George Burns always having a drink and cigar in hand at all times, and he lived to be 100. All I can imagine is having massive liver problems or cancer if that was all I did.

Apparently in the 1930′s, scientists discovered that by reducing a rats caloric intake by 30-50%, they could extend their life span by 33%. If I reduced my calories by that much, I would starve to death.

So what is the real secret to living a long life? Is it lucky genes? Throw me some tips.

The Power of Self-Awesomeness

I have discovered so many people lack a lot of self-esteem. Maybe it is a DC thing and everyone around here feels the pressure of wanting to be successful. I asked a few friends today to tell me a few positive qualities about themselves and they could not think of anything. I had to name a few to help them shed some positive light on themselves. They seemed very thankful and enlightened by the positive thoughts. I am very thankful for these friends and wish everyone to be happy.

I too was like this once, always negative and complaining, not that my friends are entirely like that, but I picked up a little trick. It is what I call the Power of Self-Awesomeness. It requires no religious or spiritual beliefs, you don’t have to choose a political party, or even make a certain amount of money or hold that dream job. All it requires is one simple easy step; repeat to yourself, “I am awesome!” Say it so much that you believe it. It works for me. People ask me what is going on with myself, they ask me how I am doing, and my perfect response is, “I am awesome!” Why does anything have to be negative? Now, I know I am not perfect all the time, but saying to myself I am awesome does help a lot.

It really is simple. If you think positive and believe in yourself and what you are doing, then think to your self that you are awesome and that is that. If someone wants to speak negatively to you, tell them it does not matter what they think, because you are awesome. If they ask why you keep saying you are awesome, just say it is because you are thinking positively about yourself and it puts you in a good mood.

One success story I had was a very close friend who I hit up bars with. He is tall, appears to be successful, gets plenty of women, and I really can’t say too much bad about him. The issues are, sometimes he has issues with what people think of him, and also why people act “so stupid.” It can really get to him and bring him down. He heard me say over and over that I am awesome and how nothing really bothers me. Over time he developed the same mindset, and this friend has a very clear mindset and has increased confidence. He already was confident, but now he rose to another level.

This can be an ongoing thought on how to explain this to people, but it is simple. It is all psychological and all in the mind. If you think and feel positive, if you think to yourself that you are awesome, and if you can accept yourself for who you are and not care what others may think about you, then say to yourself and to others, “I am awesome!”

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